1 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:33,076 I can't believe we have a white picket fence. 2 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:34,991 And they're so charming and yet 3 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:36,949 so micro-aggressive at the same time. 4 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,126 Uh-hmm. And still somehow my parents' fence ended up 5 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,084 looking like British teeth, 6 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:43,695 slightly discolored and bizarrely misaligned. 7 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:47,960 We went from city loft to lawn so fast. 8 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,309 We did everything so fast. 9 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,789 Uh-hmm. 10 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,705 But that's what you do when you find the unicorn, babe. 11 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:55,272 You lock it the fuck down. 12 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:59,102 I think this place is gonna grow on you, though. 13 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,496 Hinkley Hills is a safe place to grow up. 14 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:04,325 I want that for Miles. 15 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:05,761 I want everything for him. 16 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,284 I know living in my parents' house 17 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:08,981 wasn't exactly part of the plan 18 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,506 but it could be worse. 19 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:12,724 They could be here too. 20 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,293 You do know how to mow a lawn, 21 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:17,990 'cause I'm not handling none of that. 22 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:20,166 I got you. 23 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,124 ♪ Boy, you look goo ♪ ♪ When you have that grass ♪ 24 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,213 ♪ And you look fine ♪ ♪ Won't you rag that, rag that ♪ 25 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:26,521 ♪ Call you big daddy ♪ ♪ When you have that grass up ♪ 26 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:28,131 ♪ What, what you ♪ ♪ Playing with? ♪ 27 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:32,309 Oh, God. I don't wanna get back to work. 28 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:34,224 You and Miles aren't gonna have too much fun without me, okay? 29 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,748 My maternity leave is gonna be spent watching 30 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,141 the window like Bravo 31 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:39,360 and learning the choreography to... 32 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,145 What the? 33 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:47,150 I don't like that one bit. 34 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,634 Stroll's over. 35 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,988 Are you sure that house is empty? 36 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,207 Yeah, very. 37 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:46,122 ♪ When I wake up ♪ ♪ In the mornin', love ♪ 38 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,953 ♪ And the sunlight ♪ ♪ Hurts my eyes ♪ 39 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:56,132 ♪ And something ♪ Without warning, love ♪ 40 00:02:57,873 --> 00:03:00,223 Bears heavy on my mind ♪ 41 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,922 ♪ Then I look at you ♪ 42 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:08,753 ♪ And the world's ♪ ♪ All right with me ♪ 43 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,758 ♪ Just one look at you ♪ 44 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:16,934 No, no, no. No. 45 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:19,068 ♪ And I know it's gonna be ♪ 46 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:20,677 Shit, shit, shit. 47 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,245 ♪ A lovely day ♪ 48 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:25,292 Wait. Wait. 49 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,164 Stop! Stop! 50 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,079 Don't leave me with these diapers! 51 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:38,174 Hey there, bad hair. 52 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:39,523 I forgot. 53 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,264 Nice to see you. 54 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,397 Back on Ashfield Place? 55 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:48,184 Bud, you don't-- you don't remember me? 56 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:52,928 Sorry. Never been good at remembering faces. 57 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:54,321 Ah, it's all right. 58 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,322 You know, I've always liked this street. 59 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,760 You hear the thing about cul-de-sacs? 60 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,980 - Uh... - There's only one way out! 61 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,375 Have a great day, Robert. 62 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:09,771 Okay. Bye now. 63 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,352 Okay. 64 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,484 The things I'll do for you. 65 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,316 Like moving here. 66 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:44,327 Do you want me to stay? 67 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:46,851 I can call Nina, tell her I need another week. 68 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,332 What are we watching? 69 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,812 How long has that house been empty? 70 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,293 Twenty years, give or take. 71 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,992 You don't think that's weird? Not really. 72 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:59,080 I'm sure they got a good reason for hanging onto it. 73 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,343 So there's a they. Who's the they? 74 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,389 You know, whoever owns it. 75 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,260 Okay, Shrug Knight. 76 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,566 So you never thought about it? 77 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,350 What--no, not really. 78 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:09,265 Whatever. I know you gotta get to work. 79 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,223 Naveen and I are catching the same train. 80 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:12,702 Trainpooling he's calling it. 81 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,357 But say the word, and I'll stay. - No, no, no. 82 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,185 Gotta rip the Band-Aid off someway, somehow. 83 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,839 It'll be me, myself, and I, and Miles 84 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,058 together alone for the first time. 85 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:24,541 No friends or family nearby but that's why it's good. 86 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,762 Yeah, 'cause I'm not worried at all. 87 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,633 You're giving me some very mixed signals here. 88 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:32,070 Nah, get on the train. 89 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:34,551 - I love you so much. - Uh-hmm. I love you too. 90 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:35,899 And I love you too, little man. 91 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,380 And you can call me anytime, okay? 92 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,382 I'm the guy saved in your phone as White Bulb 93 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,817 with the black thumbs up emoji. 94 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:43,995 And it'll never change. 95 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,693 Try to get out the house today. 96 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:50,174 ♪ Girl you working ♪ ♪ With some ass, yeah ♪ 97 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:51,828 ♪ You're bad, yeah ♪ 98 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:52,787 ♪ Make a nigga ♪ ♪ Spend his cash ♪ 99 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,615 ♪ Yeah, his last, yeah ♪ 100 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:55,877 ♪ Hoes frown ♪ ♪ When you pass, yeah ♪ 101 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:58,314 - Stop! Can I help you? - Oh. 102 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,186 I'm sorry? 103 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,494 Oh, should he be listening to this? 104 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:10,021 Uh, well, he can't understand the words. 105 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,415 Babies absorb these things. 106 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,025 Right. 107 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:16,898 Oh. Oh. 108 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,422 You must be Rob Fisher's wife. 109 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,467 Oh. 110 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,425 I heard you were, 111 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:25,602 uh, back here to live. 112 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:28,039 Yeah. - Well, this is fabulous. 113 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:31,434 I was wondering when I would get to meet you. 114 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,436 Uh-hmm. I don't get out much. 115 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:34,829 I'm Lynn Gardner. 116 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,440 Uh, I'm Samira and that's Miles. 117 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:40,487 Aw. He looks just like his mama. 118 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:44,316 Samira. Such a pretty name. 119 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:45,752 Is it African? 120 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,450 Yes. 121 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:50,453 Fascinating. I just live catty-corner. 122 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:52,455 If you ever need anything. 123 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,065 And you must come to wine night. 124 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:57,068 It's just a bunch of friendly neighbors 125 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:59,070 gabbing and guzzling on my porch 126 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:00,898 and they are dying to meet you. 127 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,466 Oh, I'm breastfeeding unfortunately. 128 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:07,078 Oh, pump and dump, my darling. 129 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:09,472 Welcome to Ashfield Place. 130 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:10,952 Uh-hmm. 131 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,134 Hey. 132 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:20,744 Hey. 133 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,136 I got a very important question 134 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:23,399 for my big sis. 135 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,923 Mariah, Whitney, 136 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:29,318 Janet, or Beyoncé. One gotta go. 137 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:30,927 I'm not about to fight with you today. 138 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,887 Well, that's not a fight. I miss you. 139 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,366 How's my apartment? 140 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:35,976 Well, if you're referring to the artist 141 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:39,894 currently known as my new apartment, it's the bomb. 142 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:41,896 Little girl, your taste is impeccable, okay? 143 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,680 And these views, exquisite. 144 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,726 How's my nephew? - Cute as hell. 145 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:48,206 Aw. Yes, he is. 146 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,731 Because we're twins. 147 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:53,124 And see, that's why you're going off on FaceTime. 148 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,387 And how was, uh, Hinkey Mountain? 149 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,999 Hinkley Hills is Caucasian. 150 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,522 It's the 'burbs, babes. 151 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,785 Am I a bad mom for bringing 152 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:04,135 my melanated son out here? I don't know. 153 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,701 Are you a bad mother for accepting 154 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,791 a very nice house at a very nice neighborhood 155 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,533 where there's practically no crime, really nice schools? 156 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:11,795 I mean, make it make sense. 157 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,754 I just feel so isolated. 158 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,581 I mean, every day is the same thing. 159 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,366 I don't know what I'm doing, 160 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,542 and I don't have anybody to teach me how. 161 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,152 Well, you know she looking after you. 162 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,240 That's what Daddy say 163 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:23,546 but you can't teach somebody 164 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,374 how to swaddle a baby from heaven. 165 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,767 Amen to that. 166 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,160 How am I gonna get the maternity leave? 167 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:32,555 I mean, I thrive in collaborative environments. 168 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:35,602 I need structure and tangible goals. 169 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:39,300 Bitch, I don't speak resume. I speak housewife. 170 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,564 This is what you do, pick up a little day drinking habit, 171 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,784 maybe a little pinot habit or something, something cute. 172 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,569 Yeah, hard to do when you got a tit gremlin. 173 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,135 Yeah, you could've kept that one. 174 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:49,790 Well, baby, you just need some friends. 175 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,268 I have friends. 176 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:52,793 I mean, in a 10-mile radius. 177 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,969 None of your neighbors ain't no potential there? 178 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,231 Uh, no. 179 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,407 It's a who's who of who's not it. 180 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,191 These people are crazy. 181 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:01,584 Well, I'm just spitballing, boo. 182 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,586 I know. I know. And I appreciate you. 183 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,065 And I love you. 184 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:07,634 And I'mma come and visit you soon, okay? 185 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,592 And I know you would've chopped Mariah. 186 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,594 I don't know her. 187 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:12,769 Love you. Bye. 188 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,947 Naveen. 189 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:22,736 Look at us. Train buddies. 190 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,781 Commute comrades. 191 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,609 Megan filed for divorce. 192 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,524 - What? - She was waiting for me 193 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:29,916 when I got home yesterday. 194 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,614 Suitcases at the bottom of the stairs, 195 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,616 like out of a bad movie. 196 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,314 Shit. Said she's been unhappy 197 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,620 for a long time and wants to start over 198 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,448 while she still has her youth. 199 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:40,535 So she can't stand 200 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:41,624 another day of my moodiness. 201 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,234 I'm not even-- 202 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,108 I'm not even that moody, Rob. 203 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:50,633 She's fucking her dentist. 204 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,244 Dr. James. 205 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:54,723 The only one who takes my insurance. 206 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:57,640 So that's fucking great. I should've known. 207 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,642 She was getting way too much dental work done 208 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,644 for someone who has perfect teeth. 209 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,298 She does have great teeth. Right? 210 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:04,821 Two cleanings in a week. 211 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,257 She said she needed to get a filling. 212 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,129 Oh, fuck. 213 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,348 Remember what you said at my bachelor party? 214 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:14,048 No. I was drunk and on three different classes of drugs. 215 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,572 We were in Miami. My jaw was in Texas. 216 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,531 You grabbed my face and you said, 217 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,359 "Never trust a Megan." 218 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:24,493 Nostradamus, motherfucker. I should've listened. 219 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,147 I'm sorry, mate. 220 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,671 Anyway, let's talk about you. Enough about me. 221 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,107 How's little man? 222 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,936 Oh, God. He's the best. Perfect. 223 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,677 I mean, he doesn't sleep 224 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,026 and he shits like a trucker 225 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,594 but wouldn't change it for the world. 226 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,291 Nice. And Samira? 227 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,947 She keeps asking questions 228 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,689 about the house across the street. 229 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,692 - Really? - Yeah. 230 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,697 What'd you tell her? 231 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,700 What is there to tell? 232 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,303 You know what, you are absolutely right. 233 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,705 I attempted to leave the house today. 234 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,316 During daylight hours? 235 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:49,795 Yes. And I met Lynn. 236 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,711 She's exactly as your mother described. 237 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,364 Nosy, and extremely abstract sense of personal space? 238 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,063 Yeah, that's it. 239 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,718 And, um, she invited me for drinks with the neighbors. 240 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,503 - She did? - Uh-hmm. 241 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,853 You should go. Little man and I can get some QT. 242 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,507 I think I might. 243 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,683 I wanna see who all gonna be there. 244 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,733 Twenty years, huh. So you must've known them. 245 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,735 Who, the Grants? - Aha! 246 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,171 - What? - So you did know them. 247 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,564 - You're doing that thing. - What thing? 248 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,958 That thing you do when you get a little obsessed. 249 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,744 It's the lawyer in you. You lock in. 250 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,746 Remember your ramen conspiracy? - I know 251 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,747 it wasn't ideal to get banned from the local bodega 252 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,924 but I still stand by my theory that they were running 253 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,535 drugs with the instant noodle cups. It was right there. 254 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,319 I mean, you were 100% onto something. 255 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,104 I mean, they didn't even have a bodega cat. 256 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,584 What kind of bodega doesn't have a bodega cat? 257 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,761 Babe, I'm not being obsessed, okay? Just humor me. 258 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:44,894 Okay, so tell me what you know about the creepy house. 259 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,636 Yeah, please. Creepy house probably. 260 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,943 They lived across the street from us but... 261 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,945 does anyone ever really know their neighbors? 262 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,773 Yes, I knew my neighbor's first and last name. 263 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:54,774 We was all up in each other's business. 264 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:55,905 - You did? Okay. - Yeah. 265 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,559 Ooh, by the way, 266 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,561 speaking of being all up in each other's business, 267 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,257 Megan left Naveen. 268 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,782 So I guess I owe you 10 bucks. 269 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,566 You always call it. - Uh-hmm. 270 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,916 Also even worse, shagging the dentist. 271 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,352 - What? - Yes. 272 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,919 - Oh, my gosh. - I know. 273 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,791 Never trust a Megan. 274 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,401 - That's what I said too. - That's right. 275 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,577 Allegedly. 276 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,014 Babe, please never leave me. 277 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,929 Where am I gonna go? 278 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,844 Oh, yeah. You're trapped now. 279 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,805 - Love you, honey. - Love you too. 280 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,807 And if I cheat, it won't be the dentist. 281 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,634 Thanks, babe. That means a lot. 282 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,811 - Somebody we don't know. - Wow. 283 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,256 The next time that beast uses my lawn 284 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,258 as its personal porta-potty, 285 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,608 I am gonna get out my glue gun. 286 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,827 Well, break out the crayons 287 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,831 and color me thrilled. It's Samira. 288 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,180 So close. 289 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,834 Come, come, come. 290 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,618 Sit, sit, sit. Uh-oh. 291 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,707 This is Rob Fisher's wife. Oh. 292 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,449 - From across the street. - Dana Richards is the name. 293 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,843 It's very nice to finally make your acquaintance. 294 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,845 Likewise. Samira. 295 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,500 Samira. Oh. I'm so bad with names. 296 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,415 We haven't seen you around before. 297 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,286 And we were starting to think that Rob made you up. 298 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,028 No, no. I'm real. 299 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,857 Just a new reclusive mom with leaking nipples. 300 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,079 Now, Dana is a retired Marine. 301 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,864 Oh. - Very distinguished, 302 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,040 lots of medals. - Wow. 303 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,867 Also, I'm a real Handy Andy. 304 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,870 I have noticed, not to be nosy, 305 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,873 but, uh, you have some spots on your fence 306 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,310 that are pretty effed up and I could fix those for you. 307 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,703 I'm here for it 'cause the only screwdriver 308 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,227 I'm familiar with contains fuck. 309 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,882 And here's Todd. 310 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,448 Hi. 311 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:45,710 Hi. 312 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,669 Todd is a man of few syllables. 313 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,889 I don't think I've seen you around here before. 314 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,065 You've been keeping tabs on us 315 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,718 through the window, Jimmy Stewart? 316 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,548 Which one of us is the murderer? 317 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,249 Your face. 318 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,294 I'm sorry. 319 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,557 It's okay. We all know that Suburbia 320 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:07,907 has its spectators for it. 321 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,778 You have not seen me. 322 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,476 My home shares no sight lines with yours 323 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:13,913 and I keep out ours. 324 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,131 What do you do? 325 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,916 This and that. 326 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,094 What do you and Rob do? 327 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,270 I'm a civil litigation attorney. 328 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,575 Wow. Hello she-E-O. 329 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:25,794 Oh, I don't know what that is, 330 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,056 but good for you. 331 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,710 Yeah. Rob is, uh, a book editor. 332 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,059 Oh. How did you meet him? 333 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,279 A Kaytranada concert actually. 334 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:35,282 Kate Ranada? I'm going to look her up. 335 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:36,936 Let me know what you find. 336 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,937 Rob seems like he's romantic. 337 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,941 He is. So, how long have you guys lived here? 338 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,291 Well, for me, just a couple of years. 339 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,945 I wanted somethin' with nature, 340 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,730 but my wife's idea of outdoorsiness 341 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,340 is like a restaurant with a patio. 342 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,473 So, this was our compromise. 343 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:54,954 And then she got deployed. 344 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,694 She's in the military too? 345 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,958 Cannot confirm or deny. 346 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,962 Honestly, despite what two decades 347 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,964 of daytime television tell you, 348 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,095 there are a lot of people that don't care 349 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,314 for middle-aged lesbians. 350 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:08,793 Uh-hmm. 351 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,709 But I felt welcomed for the most part. 352 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,538 I've been here eight months and ten days. 353 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:15,887 That's precise. 354 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,151 She's been here for freakin' ever. 355 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,500 Not as long as some. 356 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,545 Marty and I moved here 15 years ago. 357 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,765 Marty. I can't wait to meet him. 358 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,202 Um, unfortunately, he passed. 359 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,987 Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry. I... 360 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,990 Thank you. Heart attack. 361 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,774 It's been almost half a year, but... 362 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,429 I still feel his presence every day. 363 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,998 Here. 364 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,001 Anyway, these wine nights really help. 365 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,351 It's a bit like family. 366 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:45,874 That's right. 367 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,789 When you have neighbors, you're never alone 368 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,008 even when you wanna be. 369 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,011 How'd you city kids end up here? 370 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,013 Oh, well, Rob's parents, I'm sure you guys know 371 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,667 they, uh, retired to one of those timeshare 372 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,582 cruise ships last month. - That's a choice. 373 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,149 Not mine, but a choice. 374 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,021 Well, they had been asking us to come out here. 375 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,674 We didn't wanna leave the city, 376 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,154 but our building got broken into. 377 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,808 We just felt like 378 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,330 maybe we should-- 379 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,029 we should try it out, at least temporarily. 380 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,510 Well, thank goodness you're safe and sound here with us. 381 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,429 So, what's the deal with that Victorian house? 382 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,389 Chainsaw massacres, titanic cult, 383 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,869 uh, jilted bride who severed the head 384 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,481 of her lost unfaithful lover. 385 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,397 It's haunted as shit. 386 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,834 The lights go on and off all the time by themselves. 387 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,095 I've seen that. 388 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,054 It could just be faulty wiring. 389 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,056 A skeptic. I like it. 390 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,188 Lynn, you're the resident historian, 391 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,929 catch her up. Well... 392 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,278 it was a little before my time. 393 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,064 A family lived there. 394 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,194 - The Grants? - Yes. 395 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,502 And they had a daughter who... 396 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,982 - Died. - In the house? 397 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,943 There had been whispers of mysterious circumstances 398 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:59,077 surrounding her passing, maybe even... 399 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,078 Murder. 400 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,689 And then the parents 401 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,256 moved away 402 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,345 and never sold the house. 403 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,696 So, it just sits there rotting, 404 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,741 pissin' off the HOA. 405 00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,223 God, I would give my left tit to go over there 406 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,878 and do a little ghost hunt. 407 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,052 Hi, everyone. 408 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,446 It's cookie time. Oh. 409 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,752 It's like she just knows when my sugar drops. 410 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,275 Rory likes to prey 411 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,452 on vulnerable shard sippers. 412 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,757 Well, this is just much more lucrative 413 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:27,889 in this neighborhood than in mine. 414 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,107 The usual 415 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,500 and keep the change, honey. 416 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,676 Hey, I saw a stroller at your door. 417 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,199 I am a great mother's helper, 418 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,115 if that's something that might interest you. 419 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,551 How old are you? Thirteen next month. 420 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,117 I have my CPR certification, 421 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,902 and badges in child development, 422 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,338 early literacy, and swaddling. 423 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,297 Swaddling? Okay Uh-hmm. 424 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,299 - Sunflower scouts. - My business card. 425 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,127 Feel free to reach out anytime. 426 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,781 - You are notary public? - Uh-hmm. 427 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,148 It's like they heard us. 428 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,934 After all this time? 429 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,414 We'd love a plot twist. 430 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,162 ♪ Ohh na-na ♪ 431 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,207 ♪ Omo je ka shi ge-ge woah ♪ 432 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,992 ♪ Ohh na-na ♪ 433 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,516 You'd really like this book, I promise. 434 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,170 It's two guys talking about 435 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,171 medieval construction technique. 436 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,520 You are so boring. 437 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:34,999 You're so hot when you cook. 438 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,261 Thanks, babe. 439 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,177 How are the neighbors? - Uh, good. 440 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,613 A bit weird. 441 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,180 Yeah. Well, this is a cul-de-sac. 442 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,181 What's wrong with cul-de-sacs? 443 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,268 The people are weird. 444 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,183 I didn't know people 445 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,184 are weird in cul-de-sacs. 446 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:46,750 Wait. Is it culs-de-sac? 447 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,187 Like attorneys general? 448 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,579 This is give and get out. 449 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,755 Yeah. I hear you. 450 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,323 Look, when my family first moved here, 451 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,196 some people didn't know how to feel about us. 452 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,806 But it's a nice area 453 00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:01,200 and people like to think of themselves as nice. 454 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:05,204 So, they try to act nice until they're actually nice. 455 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,206 - That's nice. - Uh-hmm. 456 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,598 Don't get me wrong. I was still a sad little kid 457 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,208 until I found my people. 458 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,558 By his people, he means an awkward, 459 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,212 gangly with a funny accent, 460 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,344 who had just been dragged across the pond 461 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,216 for his dad's new job. Funny accent? 462 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,566 What are you talking about? Dude, your accent pulled. 463 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,394 Still pulls, if we're being honest. 464 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,222 You know, the girls call him Prince Rob. 465 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,832 I don't think that's true. 466 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,311 It's so true. 467 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,574 Did you know the Victorian's for sale? 468 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,228 Turn me out of my mind ♪ 469 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,013 - Really? - I'm assuming that's what 470 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,233 the for sale sign means. 471 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,104 Yeah. That would indicate that. 472 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,454 So, why didn't you tell me somebody was murdered there? 473 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,588 What are you talking about? 474 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:42,980 The Grant girl. 475 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,375 Yeah, right. Alison wasn't murdered. 476 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,029 That's just small town gossip. 477 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,117 Alison. 478 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,251 So, what happened to Alison? 479 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:56,123 I--honestly, like, 480 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,648 it was so long ago that I don't remember 481 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,868 a lot from about that. - But you did know her? 482 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,608 Uh, yeah, 483 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:05,089 but in the same way that everybody knows their neighbor. 484 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,743 Why wouldn't you tell me that? 485 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,268 'Cause I didn't think it was relevant, babe. 486 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,270 It was like 20 years ago. 487 00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:12,836 There's a reason they call Hinkley Hills 488 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,098 the safest town in America. 489 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,883 Uh-hmm. Okay. 490 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,928 Well, is there anything else 491 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,582 you wanna tell me about this place? 492 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,281 No. 493 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,160 man: Completed in 1902, 494 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,119 Hinkley House was built by Hinkley Hills founder, 495 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,296 H. Horace Hinkley. 496 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:40,298 The mining magnate and philanthropist purchased 497 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,867 25,000 acres of hillside forest in 1898 498 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,653 and developed it into the thriving suburb 499 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,307 that bears his name. 500 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:50,439 Today, Hinkley Hills 501 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:53,486 is more than just an idyllic bedroom community. 502 00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,096 It is a shining example 503 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,316 of fellowship and family values. 504 00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:01,320 Hinkley Hills, the safest town in America. 505 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,350 Here we go. 506 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:39,357 Oh, hello. How may I help you? 507 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,011 Do you have a periodical section, 508 00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:43,492 collections of old newspapers, microfiche maybe? 509 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,929 I'm doing okay. Thank you for asking. 510 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:48,149 Oh. I'm sorry. 511 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,717 I am a new mom and I'm practically feral. 512 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:52,066 I understand. 513 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,375 Oh, what a cute little mocha munchkin. 514 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,160 Uh, to answer your question, 515 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,249 yes, we have bound copies 516 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,382 of all the Hinkley Hills Heralds 517 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,775 dating back to 1946. 518 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:08,387 Is there a particular date you're interested in? 519 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,127 March 15th, 2005. 520 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,001 One moment, please. 521 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:33,194 I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out. 522 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,414 - Really? - It's due back in a week. 523 00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:36,632 You can come back for it then. 524 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,418 It's a date, Judy. 525 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,875 Bill. You missed a spot, dear. 526 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:18,500 Oh, shit. She brought the dog. 527 00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:20,154 Hmm, hmm, hmm. 528 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,417 It's not even her house. 529 00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:24,332 What is she feeding that dog? 530 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:30,730 She gon' be mad when she get cussed out, some folks. 531 00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:35,343 Oh, my goodness. 532 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,566 You are not gonna believe this. 533 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:44,744 Oh, my gosh. 534 00:24:44,961 --> 00:24:46,180 I know. 535 00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:47,310 So, are we gonna go in? 536 00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:49,052 Do White ladies love salads? 537 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:50,184 Hell yeah, we're goin' in. 538 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,012 BRB. I'm gonna go get Lynn. 539 00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:53,796 Rob, honey, if you were awake, 540 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:56,625 I would've asked what you thought, but oh, oh, well. 541 00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:05,504 I just got a chill. 542 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:08,202 Did anybody else get a chill? 543 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:15,209 - I'll do it. - I was--I was gonna offer, 544 00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,907 but it seems like you already offered. 545 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:20,997 Oh, it's stuck. 546 00:25:21,215 --> 00:25:22,216 Oh, well. 547 00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,178 Oh. 548 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:45,282 Okay. Everybody, be cool. 549 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,720 I cannot be less cool right now. 550 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:53,029 This place looks like a museum. 551 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,596 Or a mausoleum. 552 00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:56,250 Oh. 553 00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:57,859 That's why the lights were on. 554 00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:00,297 They were stagin' the house. 555 00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:02,256 Hi, home buyers. How can I help you? 556 00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:05,128 We are looking for an enormous house 557 00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:06,695 for our niece. 558 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:10,569 Um, we would love a tour. 559 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:13,223 Follow me. 560 00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:15,660 The owners have instructed 561 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:18,881 that interior photography is not permitted. 562 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,317 This is the library. 563 00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:22,842 Very tasteful. 564 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,061 We enjoy literacy. Uh-hmm. 565 00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:26,846 real estate agent: All of the flooring is original 566 00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:29,283 to the house, which was built in the Queen Anne's style. 567 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,328 As you can imagine, a little love 568 00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:33,635 and a professional sander... Uh-hmm. 569 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:35,637 ...will go a long way. 570 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,465 Feel free to show yourselves around. 571 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,294 Excuse me. Hello there. Welcome. 572 00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:42,644 They discriminate against older female buyers. 573 00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:44,080 This always happens. 574 00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:45,560 Oh, please. Our niece? 575 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,083 You're a really bad liar. 576 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,303 Well, I had to get him to take the bait 577 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,870 or he might have thrown us out. 578 00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:52,654 Well, it's an open house, so by definition... 579 00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:54,308 I'm gonna peek around. 580 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,387 This is the ugliest kitchen I've ever seen. 581 00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:43,618 Oh, no, no, no. 582 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:54,673 When did you get here? 583 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,328 Okay. 584 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,152 That's creepy. 585 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,859 Absolutely not. 586 00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:53,427 Everything okay, ma'am? 587 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:57,431 Yes, I'm good. Great house. Beautiful house. 588 00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:15,666 Can you believe it? 589 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,277 After 20 years. 590 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:19,845 - End of an era. - So, any intel 591 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,847 on our new neighbors to be? 592 00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:25,067 It was an all-cash deal. Quick escrow too. 593 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:26,852 Oh, they must have really wanted it. 594 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:28,767 He. Just he. 595 00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:31,421 - Go on. - Hmm, a doctor. 596 00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:33,772 - How'd you find that out? - I have my ways. 597 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:37,471 He installed a security system which in my expert opinion 598 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,995 is overkill for a private residence. 599 00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,693 You'd only need a security system that robust 600 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,434 if you are in danger 601 00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:47,437 or you have something to hide or both. 602 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:50,266 I've never heard you say so many words at once. 603 00:29:50,484 --> 00:29:53,835 Well, I wish him luck with the monster mansion 604 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,272 and I hope he has a good contractor. 605 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,231 And a good exorcist. 606 00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:12,114 Babe, get up. Hmm? 607 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,465 Did you hear that? 608 00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:16,727 What? 609 00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:21,471 What? 610 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,351 - What time is it? - 2:00 AM. 611 00:30:32,526 --> 00:30:34,484 Something's not right out there. 612 00:30:34,702 --> 00:30:37,226 Okay. That is so weird. 613 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,492 Is that... 614 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:43,580 No. 615 00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:58,508 Yeah. Uh-uh. 616 00:30:58,726 --> 00:30:59,552 Those are for the new neighbor. 617 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:01,511 But I'm sad and starving. 618 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,078 Too bad, I'm being nice. 619 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,514 Isn't this the kind of place where the neighbors 620 00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:06,777 act nice until they are nice? 621 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:08,562 - Yes, I did say that. - Yes, you did. 622 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:10,520 Your mother's up to something. 623 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,522 What? I just wanna know what his deal is. 624 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,524 Don't you? - Maybe he doesn't have a deal. 625 00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,787 A guy moves into a dilapidated haunted house 626 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,789 at 2:00 AM. Come on. 627 00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:20,400 - Uh-hmm. - He definitely has a deal. 628 00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:22,532 That is weird, weird. 629 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:23,751 When did you pick that up? 630 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:24,839 Ninja. 631 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:25,813 I got him. 632 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:26,900 Five minutes on the left boob 633 00:32:26,901 --> 00:32:28,033 and he was out like a light. 634 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,599 - That's great, babe. - Great? 635 00:32:29,817 --> 00:32:31,122 It's a miracle, okay? 636 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,646 If he can go to sleep when it's dark outside 637 00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,822 in a stationary position, that is a game changer, 638 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,345 a life-affirming moment. 639 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,609 What are you looking at? 640 00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:41,829 Your brownies are still there. 641 00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:44,832 Wait, really? 642 00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:46,965 Why won't he eat the goddamn brownies? 643 00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:49,837 Uh, maybe he doesn't fuck with gluten. 644 00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:51,273 Then throw 'em out and give us the plate back. 645 00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,449 That's a good plate. - It doesn't make sense. 646 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:56,713 Everyone likes brownies. They're the Beyoncé of dessert. 647 00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:57,976 And if they don't... 648 00:32:58,193 --> 00:32:59,716 both:...they're just being contrary. 649 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:01,849 Jinx? Maybe he just didn't see you put 'em there. 650 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,851 The camera was on, on. 651 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,722 Hmm. Sorry. 652 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,202 I just love it when you get all lawyer-y. 653 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:08,856 Order in the court. Oh, counsel, 654 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:11,206 please approach the bench. - I object. 655 00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:12,860 Is there anything else you've noticed? 656 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,862 - Hmm. - Curtains opening and closing. 657 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:15,863 Could he be watching us? 658 00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:17,865 Definitely could be. 659 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:18,866 I think we will, uh... 660 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:24,872 He always knows. 661 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,874 No, I got too cocky. 662 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,442 I flew too close to the sun and now he's punishing me 663 00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:31,661 like a tiny vengeful God. 664 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:33,750 It's all right. I'm gonna go drive him around. 665 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:37,885 Okay. 666 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,843 I'm coming. I'm coming. 667 00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:44,544 Thank you. 668 00:33:45,936 --> 00:33:47,895 I'll be back in a sec. 669 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,679 Love you. Love you. 670 00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,072 Get some rest, baby. 671 00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:52,552 Come on. 672 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,302 Fuck it. 673 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,743 I'm reclaiming my plate. 674 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,051 Who does he think he is? Not eating my brownies? 675 00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:15,836 I love my brownies. I eat them my damn self. 676 00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:20,797 Uh-hmm. 677 00:34:43,342 --> 00:34:45,213 He can keep the damn plate. 678 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:01,882 Shit! 679 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:33,000 Hey, is everything all right? 680 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:35,002 Hands where I could see 'em. 681 00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:36,263 What's happenin'? 682 00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:37,135 We got a call about a trespasser 683 00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:38,614 at the old Grant house. 684 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:40,050 And guess who matches the description. 685 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,575 Hey. 686 00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:44,011 What the hell is going on? 687 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:46,144 New owner said they saw a Black person 688 00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:47,449 skulking around the property. 689 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:50,017 This is a big misunderstanding. 690 00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:52,019 Is it? Because apparently it happened twice. 691 00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:53,194 I was just dropping off brownies. 692 00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:55,022 Hey. This is my wife 693 00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:58,156 and our house where, where we lived with our son. 694 00:35:58,373 --> 00:35:59,287 Fuck off! 695 00:36:00,723 --> 00:36:02,290 Robert Fisher? 696 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:06,076 Danny Daniels from high school. 697 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:08,035 I heard you moved back. 698 00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:11,038 It's okay. Baby, it's okay. 699 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:12,692 Mommy is right here. - Sorry, man. 700 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:14,084 You know we gotta take the call. 701 00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:16,391 This is nuts. 702 00:36:16,609 --> 00:36:18,828 Consider this dropped, my good man. 703 00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:20,047 Okay. 704 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:23,093 Aw. Yeah, don't worry about it. 705 00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:24,921 They all kinda look like that at that age. 706 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:29,099 Robert Fisher, 707 00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:31,014 as I live and breathe. 708 00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:33,191 You folks have a great evening. 709 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,496 Thank you. 710 00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,632 Did you just thank the cops? 711 00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,199 Oh, shit. 712 00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:44,506 The fuck is wrong with me? 713 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,204 I'm sorry, babe. I-- 714 00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:51,078 We can't live across the street from someone like that. 715 00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:52,383 I mean, what would have happened 716 00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:53,298 if I hadn't gotten there when I did? 717 00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:02,481 What's up, man? This is some bullshit. 718 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,091 That freak narc will rue the day 719 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,224 he stepped foot in Hinkley Hills. 720 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:08,748 Huh. Yeah, just used rue the day in a sentence. 721 00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:10,271 You're welcome. 722 00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:13,666 Hey. Hey. 723 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,233 Todd told me what happened. 724 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:17,278 I heard it on the police scanner. 725 00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:20,238 The hell. What do you need, babe? 726 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:22,109 You need some wine? 727 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:23,458 How about some ice cream? 728 00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,112 You want a hitman? I know people. 729 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:27,114 I'm people. Say the word. Okay. 730 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:28,463 We can hold on the latter, 731 00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:30,726 but I could use some wine. 732 00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,293 Yeah, it's the cure-all for all. 733 00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:34,121 Even racial profiling? 734 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:36,297 We share your rage. 735 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:38,343 He will not last long here. 736 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,953 Spoken like a true hater. 737 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:41,302 I love this energy, my dude. 738 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,130 Oop, there's the sommelier now. 739 00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:44,565 Oh, Rob, 740 00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:47,526 this is lunacy of outrageous proportions 741 00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:49,571 and we won't stand for it. 742 00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,269 Should I get some glasses? 743 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:53,140 Yes, please make yourself at home. 744 00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:54,359 Come here. 745 00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:55,969 Okay. Yeah. Shove over. 746 00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:58,145 I think we should all sleep here tonight 747 00:37:58,319 --> 00:38:00,365 safety in numbers, hunkered down. 748 00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:01,975 Someone should always be on watch, right? 749 00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:03,323 Like in the Marines? 750 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,760 Yes. I will-- I will be out front... 751 00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:06,153 Good. Okay, good. - ...the entire time. 752 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:08,155 And a lot of coffee so I will-- 753 00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,375 I'll stay up all night. And sleep out there like a... 754 00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:12,159 Todd, um, we gotta, like, 755 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:15,205 stick together right now and form an alliance... 756 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,641 - Uh-uh. - ...right? 757 00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:18,165 I'm a lone wolf. As a united front. 758 00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:19,993 I got some big ass flashlights. 759 00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:21,820 I'm gonna bring over about 10 of them. 760 00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:23,301 Do you have stuff that you brought home from the Marines? 761 00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:25,172 I had a lot of stuff in the garage. 762 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,392 I just have to remember the password for that case. 763 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:28,349 Oh, wow. 764 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,061 Are those fireflies? 765 00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:47,847 Yeah. 766 00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,198 I always wanted to see fireflies growing up 767 00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:53,200 but you can't see 'em in the city. 768 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,724 It's like spotting a fairy in the wild. 769 00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:01,208 It's not fair. 770 00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:04,690 I was just starting to feel at home here. 771 00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:09,869 There's space and the community. 772 00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:14,787 I damn sure don't wanna drag no stroll 773 00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:16,441 up four flights of stairs. 774 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:27,234 I think we should stay. 775 00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:31,281 I want Miles to have fireflies 776 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:33,240 and our family is not gonna be run out 777 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:36,286 by some racist, brownie-hating prick. 778 00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:42,249 We're doing this. 779 00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:43,946 Hell yeah, we doing this. 780 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,264 Comin' in? 781 00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:58,570 In a minute. 782 00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:02,965 I wanna smell the sweet suburban air. 783 00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:36,042 Oh, shit.